Is my cat a liberal or maybe even a democrat?

I can't speak for your cat but mine certainly is a flaming liberal. Lazy cat just sits around the house all day expecting someone ( me ) to provide free food, housing, universal health care, expects me to provide kitty litter and even clean out the litter box while all the time she just sits around doing nothing and living off my hard work. Sounds like a typical liberal democrat cat to me except she's really clean unlike a lot of liberals and I've never heard her complain about G.W. Bush.